How NOT to Get Noticed at a Horse Show
Have you ever been in a schooling ring at a show, preparing for your jumping round, when you realized those plain white poles just weren't preparing horse and rider for those bright, scary fences in the ring? Most trainers bring a cooler to drape over a schooling fence to give it a more solid or even 'spooky' look. But as a trainer, what do you do if your rider is on deck and you don't have a cooler? Go without? Borrow one? Nah... you improvise! And if the closest thing you have to a cooler is the shirt on your very back, you simply strip to the waist and hang your own t-shirt over the jump! If the shirt doesn't spook the horse, the sight of a glaringly white, flabby, forty-something, farmer-tanned physique should do the trick! That was precisely what one of my early trainers did to me in the schooling ring at none other than the Hampton Classic (for those who don't know, one of the snobbiest hunter/jumper shows in the co...